Chatterbox Audio Theater is Full of Old-School Drama

It takes a surprising amount of people, objects and coordination to make it sound like someone is walking up a flight of creaky old stairs. It works like this: one guy lightly drops one foot on an upturned wooden drawer, quickly, so it sounds like two feet. A woman stands next to him, twisting a water-soaked cork into the neck of a wine bottle as he steps. The director, a guy with a folded copy of the script and big headphones, adjusts a mic on the floor and asks for a little less squeaking. The whole process takes about ten minutes. That's normal, though.

Just Like Mama Used to Make

Here's a not-so-secret: I've always been a Memphis resident, but I haven't always lived here. For four years, I attended Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana. There weren't very many Southern people in Muncie (and there were even fewer from Memphis). My Hoosier friends weren't quite sure what to do with me - I talked funny, thought that 50 degrees was unreasonably cold, and had no idea how to drive in the snow.