You're So Memphis If...

You're So Memphis If...

Earlier today, I asked you guys to complete the sentence "You're so Memphis if...". You did, and it turns out, there are a ton of things that bind us together as a city that transcend geographic area.

Downtown Memphis, Tenn.

Here are the collected responses. If you've got more, list them in the comments and I'll add them to the post.

Food:

- You criticize every non-Memphis barbecue joint, regardless of how good it is. (submitted by @JDPeery)

- When you smell like barbecue smoke. (submitted by Kevin M.)

- The phrase "gas station sushi" makes you hungry instead of disgusted. (submitted by @thatswanlady)

- You serve eight kinds of vegetable at Thanksgiving dinner and not a single one is vegetarian. (submitted by @HitsyBitsy)

- Spaghetti isn't a full meal. It's a side item served with chicken or catfish.

- Mac'n'cheese is a vegetable.

- You own a full set of 12 Central Barbecue (or Young Ave. Deli) cups. Bonus points if you bring them out at dinner parties.

 

Driving and Navigation:

- You know the difference between E. Parkway S. and S. Parkway E. (submitted by Doug)

- You drive down one road and it changes names more than two times. (submitted by @JohnnySteph)

- You can explain how the city is mapped out. (submitted by Andrea O.)

- You believe that every lane is the turn lane. (submitted by John L.)

- You get disoriented in other cities cause they don't have the Mississippi river to give you a sense of direction. (submitted by Lisa M.)

- You have no idea what the bridges' proper names are because you've always called them "old bridge" and "new bridge".

- You get on the interstate and are either run into by someone going 40 mph or run over by someone going 90 mph. (submitted by Karen S.)

- Your metro area spans three states and you don't feel like you belong in any of them. (submitted by Charlie)

- You never use your car horn, no matter how bad someone else's driving is. (submitted by Dave)

 

Weather:

Winter, Memphis, Tenn.

- When you're 1500 miles away and you still use "Dave Brown" as shorthand for "the weatherman". (submitted by Candace C.)

- You start listening to school closings on the news the night before it snows.

- You wake up to snow in November and think "wait, it's not March yet." (submitted by @shannonrlittle)

- You know we only have three seasons: hot, raining and basketball.

- You think taking a stand is refusing to turn on your air conditioner in March, no matter how hot it is.

 

Politics:

- You know that the Ford dynasty is not a new model of American car. (submitted by @HistyBitsy)

- You hear "AC" and don't think "air conditioning". (submitted by @hstovallmemphis)

- You thought that there was only one mayor of Memphis because for most of your life, that was the case.

 

Sports:

FedExForum, Memphis, Tenn.

- You know that Tiger Nation is our nation, not theirs. (submitted by @bdvanderheyden)

- The pep band knows "Knuck if You Buck" and "Stuntin' Like My Daddy".

- You pull for Tiger Basketball and any SEC football team. (from @Kevinandsuji)

- You have no idea what the words to "I'm So Glad I Go to the U of M" are, but you sing along anyway. Bonus points if you didn't actually go to the U of M.

- You thought our first pro sports franchise was Saturday morning wrestling. (submitted by @kevinandsuji)

- You get excited about Tiger basketball billboards. (submitted by Andrea O.)

- You schedule your life around Tiger basketball. (submitted by Kaitlyn P.)

- You know that T.O.M. is not a name, but an acronym. (submitted by Rachel)

 

And in general:

- You meet someone from Memphis and the first question you ask is "Where did you go to high school?" (submitted by @The_RDJ)

- You still say "Memphis State". (submitted by Gil L.)

- You have more street cred than someone from Detroit. (submitted by Trisha G.)

- You couldn't think of anything to say after being asked to keep it clean. (submitted by Nathan P.)

- You have exceedingly low standards for what makes a neighborhood "sketchy". (submitted by @lbillingz)

- You've lived here your whole life and have never seen Graceland in person. (submitted by @clay1278)

- You can finish this sentence: "Get the dope out your veins..." (submitted by @kevinandsuji)

- You hear the number "201" in any context and cringe. (submitted by @vincentcakes)

- You run into the mayor, your high school best friend, your ex-boyfriend and your congressional representative in one grocery store trip.

- You ever tried to scare your friends by taking them to Voodoo Village. (submitted by Richard F.)

- Getting an email from Prince Mongo makes your month.

- You ever got out of school for Fair Day.

- If you ever ice skated at the Mall of Memphis. (submitted by Jenny M.)

- When you answer "How you doin?" with "How you doin'?". (submitted by Christy T.)

- When you get offended by any cover charge over $5. (submitted by Marjorie C.)

- If you read this blog. (submitted by Joel)

- You know that somewhere in Tom Lee Park is that flip flop you lost at Music Fest. (submitted by Rachel)

- If you ever blew off high school prom to go to Music Fest.

- If you say "might could" or "might should".

- If you've ever called JAM-JAM1. Bonus points if you referred to the time zone in Memphis as "Capt. D's Time."

 

 

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Joel
you read this blog
December 9, 2011 10:39am
Karen Swihart
You try to get on the interstate and you either run into someone driving 40 mph or get run over by someone going 80 mph.
December 9, 2011 11:16am
bp
you think you're a hipster. or a gangster.
December 9, 2011 12:43pm
Kristin
You saw "Point Break" and "River's Edge" on  the HUGE screen at the theater at Poplar Plaza and "Pretty In Pink" and "School Daze" at the Paramount Theater now inhabited by Stein Mart.   That is...if you were a teenaged Memphian in the mid-80s!
December 9, 2011 12:45pm
pj
you're actually from southaven
December 9, 2011 12:52pm
Lin
So much material from our fair city...If you know that b-bqueing and grilling are two entirely different Art forms, If your parents half a million $ or more house is on the same block as the condemned crack house, if everyone you know insists that the Eddie Murphy casino elevator story happened at Tunica, if you personally know someone who's had an "encounter" at Callis Cutoff, if you are well versed in the entire saga and backstory of how the Forum used to be the Pyramid before it was the forum, and lastly, if you remember when Schnuck's was Seesel's (in cursive), and the lady at the bakery counter gave you free lady fingers...
December 9, 2011 1:37pm
Charlie
You go to the Family Dollar and only buy things people sell in the parking lot.
December 9, 2011 1:51pm
Charlie
You're metro area spans three states and you don't feel you belong in any of them. 
December 9, 2011 1:52pm
Charlie
You get mad about the smoky mountains being on Tennessee license plates.
December 9, 2011 1:58pm
Christian
you've used both the air conditioning and the heat within the same day. One day you freeze your butt off, and the next your driving with the windows rolled down and the a/c cranked up.
December 9, 2011 3:10pm
new wave dave
You are so Memphis if you never use your car horn, regardless of how bad another' s driving is. 
December 9, 2011 6:24pm
Trilby Williams
You hear "Good Eve...ening" and you want to go hide behind the couch before the vampire gets you; or, maybe that's just me.
December 9, 2011 7:29pm
glendag
You know that Rhodes College was called Southwestern at Memphis when I was growing up.
December 9, 2011 7:33pm
Johneen B.
If you have ever argued that "midtown is Memphis"
December 9, 2011 7:57pm
Pat Reed
You call everyone Hon or sweetie no matter how old they are, male or female. You remember Libertyland and the Polar Bear standing guard across the street.  The Mid-South Fair at the Fairgrounds, and yes, a day off from school for Fair Day!! You remember when the corner of Germantown Rd and Hwy 64 was nothing but empty hilly land with a shack on it and Germantown Rd was a 2 lane street.  
December 9, 2011 11:39pm
Pat Reed
 Libertyland and the Polar Bear standing guard across the street.  The Mid-South Fair at the Fairgrounds..  
December 9, 2011 11:42pm
Aaron
Temperature changes of more than 40 degrees everyday lets you know it's winter.
December 10, 2011 12:36pm
Rachel
You know that T.O.M. Is not a name, but an anacronym. You which high school is The High School. You ever saw the Tigers play in the pyramid. You say, "I walked the whole Mississippi River and you mean the model at Mud Island." You know that somewhere in Tom Lee Park is the other flipflop/shoe you lost at Music Fest in high school. You didnt go to prom so you could go to high school. You have mud stained clothes in your closet, nit for gardening but for going
December 10, 2011 12:46pm
Rachel
I loved reading this!! I want to rewind and bring all that stuff back!!  Enchanted Forest and how it was so magical as a kid! And I don't remember the name of it but this small, drive thu only hot dog place on austin peay.  Also, if you go to any other town, you judge news anchors and weathermen by Mearl Pervis, jim Jaggers, Dave Brown, and Joe Birch. And if anyone in Memphis sees one single snowflake, that  means gloves are on and a snowball fight is planned (no matter how dirty the snow is :/)
December 10, 2011 1:18pm
Jessica
when ice skating at the mall of memphis, ur mom told people she was taking u to the mall of murder
December 10, 2011 3:09pm
Thomas
You know what Fort God is.
December 10, 2011 10:05pm
Rachel
Discovery Zone! Celebration station! Adventure River! FunPlex! 
December 10, 2011 11:06pm
Rex Ricchetti
You remember driving down Walnut Grove to see the Waving Man and His Dog
December 11, 2011 7:54am
Shelley
you don't panic when the trains come to a dead standstill at rush hour because you can take the "back way," you'll happily wait in line over an hour for Houston's spinach dip, every once in awhile your craving for Panchos tacos with the yellow sauce becomes too strong to ignore, you know W.A.L.R.U.S. is not a large mammal, Stonewall is a large house and how the two are connected, you can name at least 5 former members of the B.O.C. and have dated at least one of them. At one point in your life, the majority of your tee shirts came from Bad Attitude in The Square, and "Lemme kill your weeds."
December 11, 2011 10:25am
Bridget
You hung out at the Raleigh Springs Mall back before Wolfchase Galleria, because it was "the Mall."
December 12, 2011 12:42pm
Christine
You're so Memphis if you mistrust drivers who use a signal for a lane change....those are supposed to be a surprise!
December 12, 2011 12:43pm
Darrell Blankenship
You got your gold grill at a gas station.
December 12, 2011 12:43pm
Darrell Blankenship
you know somebody personally from the first 48  
December 12, 2011 12:47pm
Darrell Blankenship
youve stood in line for 6 hours to pay a headlight ticket
December 12, 2011 12:49pm
Lisa Fontenot
I keep my rainboots with the bluff mud still all over them in my garage, simply because I can't bear to wash it off. I'll wash them off the end of April when I get to come back home for the next mud music fest!  
December 12, 2011 12:49pm
Carrie
You know that getting a new driver's license/license plate is going to take at least 1/2 of a day if not the whole day.
December 12, 2011 2:04pm
T
you compliment someone's sweater due to its tacky glittered threading and mothball smell.  
December 12, 2011 2:15pm
b
You got golds in your mouth and diamonds on your pinky ring, cadillac riding on 22's or impala riding on 26's, for that matter anything with tint on the windows and ridin on 30 inch rims, you go to level II on sunday and know someone who knows someone who's on the vip list, you know what funky town is, Thumbs up if you from the north, pinky out if you from the south, you think Coming Out Hard was one of the greatest albums ever made.
December 12, 2011 2:42pm
May
You're so Memphis if you get excited to see the new Mo Money Taxes commercial.
December 14, 2011 6:32pm
Air Traffic Mike
You're so Memphis if you're excited that "slaw" is the "Vegetable of the Day" when you go out for lunch.  
December 16, 2011 4:24pm
Jonathan
If even when its sunny on music fest friday your prepped for rain
December 16, 2011 5:20pm
Bill F.
if it's not Christmas until Mr. Bingle shows up at Lowenstein's  
December 22, 2011 4:53pm
Marlo Kirkpatrick
You wen tot high school in the 80s and THE PLACE TO BE was McDonald's on Poplar. 
December 28, 2011 9:23pm
Margaret B P
If you rode the City bus to high school.  If you shopped at J B Hunter.  And shopped at Goldsmith's which was across from Round the Corner  restaurant where you could have up to 30 toppings on your burger!  
December 29, 2011 2:54pm
Nicki
So I just read this blog as though it were new and my first thought was "How am I NOT on Prince Mongo's mailing list"?!?!?!?!
December 14, 2013 1:12am
Don Kenefick
I'm not from Memphis, but I was stationed in Millington back in the early seventies and spent a lot of my free time studying Tae Kwon Do at Kang Rhee institute, and learning and learning Kundalini Yoga in the park across the street.  I ate lunch at Poor and Hungry, and other cool places in that area.  I can't remember all their names, but there was a place where you could get a muffalata sandwhich and cold beer cheaply and listen to cool local musicians, and a Blues club that during the day was Pantangeles Pure Food Restaurant.  I've been back briefly since, but things had changed a lot, certainly for the better, I guess, but all of those places were gone now.  Does anybody remember this?  
January 15, 2014 12:23pm
TJones
You're so Memphis if the Geico pothole commercial makes you cringe instead of laugh! :)
January 22, 2014 8:23pm
Jenni
If you honk your horn when going to pick someone  up because its too much work to get out of the car and knock on the door or use your cellphone to call 
January 24, 2014 9:42pm
Thom
You think turn signals are the Devils work.
January 25, 2014 12:17am
Joey
... when you have SEC school decals on your vehicle while wearing a Memphis State shirt and hat
January 25, 2014 6:33am
Elizabeth
If you "respect the polygon"
January 25, 2014 9:41am
Jason Filbert
If you still refer to any waterpark as "Adventure River"... Even if you now live in Orlando!
January 25, 2014 10:03am
Jason Filbert
If your only concept of the term "beach" is PCB. 
January 25, 2014 10:04am
Jason Filbert
Out of all your friends who still live in Memphis 90% of them were married by 25. Of that percentage 70-80% are either firefighters or police. The other 20-30% work for Fedex. 
January 25, 2014 10:10am
Jason Filbert
"Ice Storm 94" is still a common topic of discussion, even if you now live 1000 miles away.
January 25, 2014 10:11am