Tonight, check out the opening reception for Super-Epic Memphis Unicorn Magical Exhibition Show, an art show where all of the pieces are based on unicorns. No, this is not a joke.

Happy April Fools Day, y'all. I could tell you that the site is turning into "I Hate Memphis", or that I'm only going to cover city council meetings or something, but that would be lame, and I'm not going to do that to you.

Instead, I'll give you the usual Monday round-up of some Memphis news stories that may be relevant to your interests.

But first, here's a sweet photo of a pink flamingo, snapped by Memphis Instagrammer @mphelps311.

If the guys in the touring cast of "Million Dollar Quartet" seem a little bit nervous on the Orpheum stage this weekend, know that's only because they want to please you. They really want to please you.

Not just because it's their job, but because you live in Memphis and you know this story - the one of the magical night when Elvis, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis and Carl Perkins all wound up at Sun Studio and cut a few tracks - by heart.

Today in Memphis, our beloved Hi-Tone returns (as does Josh Pastner), an armored truck appears out of nowhere, and Memphis is all over Jeopardy this afternoon.

All of that and more is in today's Memphis news update.

Do you have questions for Tony Allen? Good - here's your chance to get answers from the Grindfather himself.

We're hosting a live Google Hangout with our civic spirit animal, Memphis Grizzlies' guard Tony Allen.

Here's what was played on this week's Memphis Mystery Train, with all of the local tracks marked with an asterisk, like always.

And here's a silly selfie of me at the controls in my ridiculous new Print Liberation tee.

"Shaolin Soul Selections" is the Wu-Tang Clan's love letter to the Stax archives.

The brand new Kroger at Poplar and Highland is so cool that it's inspired a strange sort of grocery tourism, where people from other neighborhoods are ditching their normal, boring Kroger to shop at the sexy new store.

Kroger has taken the best parts of other Memphis-area Krogers (better prepared foods, bulk foods, build-your-own cupcake bars, etc.) and combined them into one super fancy Kroger.

The produce section is massive, and has a ton of organic options.