15 Fake Memphians You Should Follow on Twitter
15 Fake Memphians You Should Follow on Twitter
You're nobody until somebody creates a fake Twitter account for you. Here are 15 fake versions of notable Memphians that you should follow:
1. @FantasyPastner
The enthusiastic, squeaky clean thoughts of "Josh McPastner", fake University of Memphis basketball coach.
2. @FantasyFuente1
U of M Football coach Justin Fuente is still relatively new in town, but not so new that he doesn't get a parody Twitter account. Meet @FantasyFuente1.
3. @NotMatrisciano
The (not) thoughts of Tiger basketball life changer (not) Frank Matrisciano, including this one (referencing this story from the Xavier loss).
4. @FantasyShirley
Meet Fantasy Shirley. She's like the real University of Memphis president, only, completely made up.
5. @NotZBo
Rise and grint with fake Zach Randolph.
6. @TA_translations
Tony Allen's tweets are so amazing that they don't need to be parodided, but occasionally, they do need a translator. Enter, @TA_Translations:
7. @FakeRobertPera
Speaking of Tony Allen, some thoughts from Grizzlies owner Robert Pera's fake counterpart:
8. @FantasyTillery
The horribly misspelled thoughts of fake CA Grizzies reporter Ron Tillery.
9. @VampILoveMem
It's really weird when someone creates a fake you. Thankfully, my anonymous fake is actually pretty funny (he's also a bit foul mouthed, so you might not want to open this one at work.)
11. @FantasyLapides
The bio says it best: "The imitator of the originator of sports talk radio in Memphis." I love it because he never breaks character.
12. @CACommenter
Whoever runs this account has perfectly captured the typical CommercialAppeal.com commenter.
13. @MidtownMutt
The Twitter account for the most hipster, foul-mouthed, cat-hating dog in all of Midtown.
14. @FantasyRideout
This is (not) the Tigers' #1 Fan.
15. @FakeMongo
The surreal thoughts of Prince Mongo, Memphis' most surreal resident (and self-procliamed alien).
There are a few known fake accounts that I didn't include because they haven't been udated in a long time. If you know of any others, please leave them in the comments.
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