Wild Card Bracket, Round 1: Cornish Game Hen vs. Barbecue Nachos
Set down your pork sandwiches and ribs – it’s time for the Wild Card Bracket. This round is all about the unique, not-quite-barbecue items on the menus at local barbecue joints. In the first round, judging is based on the wild card item, service, atmosphere and price.
Let’s meet the first wild card contenders:
In this corner, the Cornish game hen from North Parkway’s favorite rib joint, Cozy Corner:
And in this corner, the barbecue nachos from that Midtown house of efficiency, Central Barbecue:
The Cornish game hen is a mostly-whole (it’s headless) chicken covered in barbecue sauce, served spread-eagle on a styrofoam plate. It’s kind of cute. Most of the flavor comes from the sauce, which pools underneath the chicken. I got the hot sauce, which was really good (and so hot that it made my lips all tingly). The chicken is good, but it gets a little bland deep under the skin. I wound up cutting pieces off, then dipping them in the excess sauce. The easiest way to eat it is carefully, with a knife and fork. (7 points)
Central’s barbecue nachos are fairly simple: piles of pulled pork on tortilla chips, topped with barbecue sauce, melted cheese, shredded cheese and (optional) jalepeno peppers. I got a half order, and it was huge. I would only recommend a whole order if you’re sharing with at least one other person. The nachos are really good – there’s something magical in the combination of barbecue sauce and cheese sauce. They’re surprisingly easy to eat (and completely addictive). (8.5 points)
At Cozy Corner, you place your order at a counter, take a number and have a seat. Everyone was friendly, and the food came out in about 10 minutes. (7 points)
I always feel like I’m in trouble when I eat at Central Barbecue during lunch rush. You’d better know what you want when you get in line, and servers weave their way around the packed dining room, barking numbers. But it’s fast. My nachos came out about four minutes after I placed my order. (8 points)
Cozy Corner has a really distinct (and unique) vibe. There are bibles on the counter, colored fluorescent tube lights and wood paneling. It’s what would happen if a skating rink, a Sunday school classroom and Wiles Smith Drugstore were located in the same building. It’s dark and blue and quiet. (8.5 for the bizarreness of it all)
The atmosphere at Central is exactly the opposite. It’s bright and crowded and loud. Tables in the dining room are so close together that people are constantly bumping into chairs. I’ll never get used to the collection of smiling pig figurines on the counter, though. (7 points)
A Cornish game hen with no sides costs about $11. It’s a lot of food, but that seems a little high for lunch. (6.5)
A half order of Central’s nachos is about $8, which is completely fair for the amount and quality of the food. (7.5)
The Winner: Central’s barbecue nachos, with 31 points. The Cornish game hen was a close second with 29 points.