Grab a pack of friends, slather on some sunscreen and head to the annual Delta Fair and Music Festival to complete assignment #247 in the 365 Things to Do in Memphis.
There are a ton of things to do and see at the fair, so I've narrowed it down into a list of the five things you should absolutely check out while you're there:
1. Eat some kind of food on a stick.
Do you have any idea how many different varieties of foods you can get on a stick at the Delta Fair? I don't have an exact number, but my guess is that there are more than a dozen food items – including chicken, coconut shrimp, apples, bananas and sausage – that have been skewered for your enjoyment.
2. See the 200-pound watermelon.
The Delta Fair isn't just about rides and bands – it's also about domestic competition. Take a few minutes and walk through the air conditioned wing of the Agricenter that houses the fair's cooking, crafting and gardening competitions. You can see award winning cakes, insanely intricate handmade clothing, student art work, paper plates of okra and peppers and two seriously large watermelons.
3. Go to the petting zoo.
All of the attractions on the Delta Fair's midway require tickets except for one – the petting zoo. It's completely free and the adorable goats will warm hearts hardened by long lines and heat. If goats aren't your thing, you can also befriend an osterich, a water buffalo, several cattle and a camel.
4. See the classic cars.
Here's another thing you can do when you need a break from the heat: go inside the Agricenter to check out the classic car show. There are cars ranging from Model T's to Bel Airs to one franken-vehicle called the Hillbilly Limbmozene.
5. Do at least one silly thing on the Midway.
Ride the Ferris wheel. Take a ride on the giant, swinging pirate ship. Pet a llama. Go into one of the fun houses. Pay 50 cents to see the mermaid or obey the recorded hype man outside of the freak show ("She's 27 inches tall and alive on the inside! Mermaids' favorite color is yellow!"). See the giant pig, play some games, let someone guess your weight. Compete in some pig wrastlin'. Just do something silly and fun that you wouldn't normally do.
You've got until the end of the week to check this one off of your list – the Delta Fair and Music Fetsival is open daily until Sunday, Sept. 9. The hours vary by day, and tickets are $10 for adults (ages 13 and up), $5 for kids and seniors and free for kids ages 4 and under (but there's a discount coupon here). Parking is $5 at the Agricenter, and wristbands for unlimited midway rides are $25.
Aug. 31 – Sept. 9
7777 Walnut Grove Road
Memphis, TN 38120