Random Vintage Memphis Commercial of the Week
I miss Adventure River, but I don't remember the suburban waterpark ever having such fashionable (or muscular) attendees.
But I do remember that wave pool. That thing was a lot crazier than it looks in the video. Let's roll the tape, shall we?
(Thanks, @BradPee for the tip!)


2:01 pm
I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed that I just sang along with that commercial and remembered every single word.
9:56 am
I love it! Hilarious mullets!
10:14 am
I miss this place and its commercials so much! Bring back the kiddie pool's lily pad obstacle course.