Random Exit Strategy of the Week
You probably shouldn't put yourself into a situation where you could get into a fight, but in the event that you do, the late, great Memphis punk rocker Jay Reatard has a three-point plan to get you out of it.
Here's what Death + Taxes writer Alex Moore (who interviewed Reatard for the magazine) has to say about the plan:
"I’ve never had the chance to use it, but I trust that Jay refined this technique through trial and error. If you still can’t extricate yourself from a fight after deploying the method, then there was probably no avoiding it in the first place."
And here are Jay Reatard's Three Rules for Getting Out of a Fight.